What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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