Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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