Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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