Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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