I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
