You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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