i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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