i just google imaged poop.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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