he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
ok first of all what the fuck
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