There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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