She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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