I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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