Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
The beers last night were like the tears from god
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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