Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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