you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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