I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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