Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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