I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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