I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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