Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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