you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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