Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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