Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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