Joe is yelling at the trees again.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Damn victory sex feels great
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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