my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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