4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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