32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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