I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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