the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
