My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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