Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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