Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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