names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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