i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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