guys are not supposed to queef...right?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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