Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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