Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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