Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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