ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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