haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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