White coat. Heels.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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