Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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