the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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