Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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