And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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