sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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