Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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