we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I have fence marks all over my body
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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