Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
