Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just pynch a tree in the face
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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