holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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