Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Let's get the cat blown out
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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