Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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