i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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